Sheen Offers Role To Angus T. Jones

    November 30, 2012
    Amanda Crum

In the wake of some very controversial statements made by the young star of “Two And A Half Men” recently, Charlie Sheen has graciously extended an offer to come be on his new show, “Anger Management”.

Angus T. Jones, who plays Jake on the popular sitcom, was filmed for a Christian testimonial recently where he talked about his fame and the enormous success of the show, calling it “filth” and urging fans to stop watching it.

“If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men,” the actor said. “I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth…people say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch. Jake from Two and a Half Men means nothing.”

Sheen apparently commiserates with Jones and has made it known that the 19-year old has a job if he decides to leave “Two And A Half Men”.

“My former nephew is welcome at the Goodson Anger Management home anytime. It is radically clear to me that the show is cursed,” said Sheen. “I dare anyone to spend ten years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.”

Though Jones later apologized for his comments and said that his time spent on the show has been some of the best years of his life, it is unclear what will happen to his character when his contract is up next year.


Amanda Crum
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