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Searchers Picked A Peck of Kellie Pickler

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Okay, no boob jokes. And we’re not going to talk about a certain American Idol hopeful that overstayed her welcome just because a bunch of randy teenagers kept voting for her after naughty (and weird) pics surfaced on the Web. Absolutely not. We are, however going to talk about Kellie Pickler’s blue dress – and what was in it.

Why are we talking about Kellie Pickler? Because Friday’s afternoons are for funny, fluffy softball search stories.

The background:

When American Idol’s Appalachian never-seen-nuthin-but-North-Carolina twangy and sweet as pie southern belle Kellie Pickler showed up on stage last week to perform her new song "I Wonder," nobody really cared. The song was boring and she’d been made over exactly like this steakhouse waitress that was a friend of my mom’s back in the Eighties – Juanita I think her name was – even wore the same makeup.

So I looked over at my fiancée last week as we watched this performance and I asked, "Does something look different about her? You know, besides the Flo-hair and the old lady makeup? I think her, um, her uh, you-knows are bigger."

Ryan Seacrest, not really known for his humor, seem to think the same thing, asking her after the song if she’d bought anything with all that money she’d made. She said she bought "shoes."

Well, Ryan and I weren’t the only ones that thought something was up. Yahoo’s Erik Gunther over at The Buzz Log reports that searches for "kellie pickler breast augmentation," "kellie pickler implants," and "kellie pickler enhancement" all spiked as soon as she left the stage.

When asked about it – like it’s anybody business!! – Kellie had "no comment." Which of course, means "yes," but really, it’s none of our business. Nope. Not at all.

Gunther says other girls are under suspicion too:

Out of (strictly professional) curiosity, we wanted to see if there were other starlets being searched on for their (possibly) cosmetically altered figures. Not surprisingly, we found searches on "ivanka trump implants," "katharine mcphee breast implants," "morgan fairchild implants," and "kate beckinsale implants."

Mmmmm, McPheever.  See y’all Monday. 

 

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  • Anonymous

    I would like to say first off, i think ryan sycrest is funny, and for Kelly Pickler you haven’t a clue what age range of fans like her. she is genuinely suited for fame. she is just a natural. she may need some help on what style of dress she should whare, but as you see, Carrie Underwood changed her look when she became a big time singer. i’m sure she pays a pretty penny, for people to pick what she whares, because she sure dresses much better now, and has her hair styled alot nicer. Don’t get me wrong because i like Carrie very much, as an artist. she just doesn’t draw you in with her personality the way Kelly does, and who cares if she had a boob job.i’m sure if most women could afford it. they would have the breast augmention. By the way i’m 42.

    Beth

    • Elle

      “Whares” is wears! Are you sure you are 42?

  • Anonymous

    I for one am sick and tired of you or anyone else always picking on and complaining about Kellie Pickler. She is a very talent young lady and has one of the best videos in the past 6 months. What is it to you or anyone else what she choses to does not chose with her appearance.Kellie is a very pretty young lady. Everyone needs to shut up about Kellie.Get over it and Let her do her job.
    SINGING!!!!!!!!!!! From what i can see you all are just very jealous of her so
    SHUT UP already

    • Dacey

      Nobody was even talking about Kelly/.So SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!What you got 2 say aout that?Oh,You cant say nothing because you,r scared.Slut.

  • Anonymous

    Nobody cared about Kellie’s performance? Wrong. Her Small Town Girl album sales increased 37% and single sales of I Wonder also greatly increased after her Idol performance, so many people thought it was great. She’s nominated for CMT Breakthrough Video of the Year and ACM Top New Female Vocalist.

    When many women gain weight it goes to the right places, and has your fianc

    • tsunDay

      Fine work on that first link. That’s one for the bookmarks.

      Links 2 and 3 by contrast were almost painful.

      The little blond chick is cute and all… but did you actually click on your first link?

      I’m all for the truth and positive sweetheart. But the positive truth in this case is that you could beat the little blonde over the head with a bag of boob jobs and she wouldn’t have any business on a page with the VS hotness.

      That said, she probably doesn’t sing too bad but… country music? She might as well be singing Italian Opera, she’d have just as many fans in the Idol demographic.

  • Anonymous

    Kellie Pickler is not the teenager America fell in love with on the channel that Homer Simpson built, she is a young woman now and is learning how to be a professional performer.
    Accepting professional advice on from the people associated with her record company on advancing her career beyond the niche market of Country Music involves experimenting with new “looks” as well as mediums, television guest hosting as a situation comedy.
    www.associatedcontent.com/article/81657/kellie_pickler_a_small_town_girl_in.html
    relates how well she has done considering she was an average student in high school.
    Sincerely, Steve Lee

    • patrick

      Hogwash. First of all, country music is not a “niche” market…it is BY FAR the largest genre in terms of number of radio stations and fans….the largest selling solo artist of all time in any genre is Garth Brooks….research these facts yourself. Kellie is at her best singing country music, and her voice is perfect for it…it is when she had to stray into other genres for AI that she sometimes got into trouble.

    • patrick

      Hogwash. First of all, country music is not a “niche” market…it is BY FAR the largest genre in terms of number of radio stations and fans….the largest selling solo artist of all time in any genre is Garth Brooks….research these facts yourself. Kellie is at her best singing country music, and her voice is perfect for it…it is when she had to stray into other genres for AI that she sometimes got into trouble.

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