Scarlett Johansson’s Tissue Worth More Than Palin’s Turkey

    December 18, 2008
    WebProNews Staff

Seriously, the market’s screwy right now. That 38-pound turkey that was offed behind Sarah Palin only sold on eBay for $225, half of which went to local veterans. Scarlett Johansson’s snot rag? Current bid is over $2,100.
Scarlett Johansson's Tissue Worth More Than Palin's Turkey
At least all of those proceeds go to USA Harvest , so there is some justice.

Granted, Scarlett is much, much more interesting than Word Blizzard, but an enormously delicious famous bird seems just a little more valuable than starlet-secreted autacoid, don’t you think?

Well, what if I told you Samuel L. Jackson gave her the cold and that she blew her celebrity nose on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno in front of millions last night? Does that increase the value?

Apparently you’re wrong, because the Tonight Show’s selling the tissue on eBay, stuffed into an autographed baggie. They’ll also include pictures from the show, but no Leno autographs. You’ve got about four days left to get in on that.

But be warned, the eBay listing says the seller will not accept returns on this item.