@meganamram
Megan AmramWhen am I supposed to stop looking for Easter eggs 13 minutes ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JoeMande
Joe MandeIt’s Rick Santorum’s choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development. 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JoeSantagato
Joe SantagatoHappy National Siblings Day! I’m gonna go punch my brother in the nuts! 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzObama: US Will Respond to North Korea ‘With Strongest Possible Adjectives’ 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Whatleydude
James Whatley“If five hipsters tweet that they’re deleting their Instagram accounts, does it actually make a noise?” 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@realtimkelleher
Tim KelleherLamar Odom cut from the Mavs. If you’re an NBA player, marrying a Kardashian is like marrying a torn ACL. 1 day ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@SamGrittner
Sam GrittnerZebras are just living, breathing barcodes. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@AdamSchein
Adam ScheinMets haven’t lost since Tebow trade. Guy is amazing. 18 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@hipstermermaid
braden graeberRick Santorum can now go back to being the Walmart greeter people avoid making eye contact with. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@yoyoha
Josh HaraThe fact I have to watch a commercial before I’m able to see a video clip of Miley Cyrus’ anorexic frame is what’s wrong with the internet. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@kellyoxford
kelly oxfordI really don’t want to read “Santorum, pulling out” again. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@hihough
James HoughThe mountain lion was much less terrifying when the Asian guy called it a “mountain ryan.” 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@blainecapatch
blaine capatchthe leading cause of gluten allergies is reading an article about gluten allergies. 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto