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Rick Santorum, Zebras, and Gluten Allergies

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Rick Santorum, Zebras, and Gluten Allergies
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

When am I supposed to stop looking for Easter eggs(image) 13 minutes ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It’s Rick Santorum’s choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development.(image) 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Happy National Siblings Day! I’m gonna go punch my brother in the nuts!(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Obama: US Will Respond to North Korea ‘With Strongest Possible Adjectives’(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“If five hipsters tweet that they’re deleting their Instagram accounts, does it actually make a noise?”(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Lamar Odom cut from the Mavs. If you’re an NBA player, marrying a Kardashian is like marrying a torn ACL.(image) 1 day ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Zebras are just living, breathing barcodes.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Mets haven’t lost since Tebow trade. Guy is amazing.(image) 18 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Rick Santorum can now go back to being the Walmart greeter people avoid making eye contact with.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The fact I have to watch a commercial before I’m able to see a video clip of Miley Cyrus’ anorexic frame is what’s wrong with the internet.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I really don’t want to read “Santorum, pulling out” again.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The mountain lion was much less terrifying when the Asian guy called it a “mountain ryan.”(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

the leading cause of gluten allergies is reading an article about gluten allergies.(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Rick Santorum, Zebras, and Gluten Allergies
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