Rejected Debate Conditions, Your Mom, and Paranormal Activity
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Candidates conclude by coming up with better endings for “Lost,” “Battlestar Galactica” #RejectedDebateConditions
What if iPhone’s autocorrect is actually the ghost of Steve Jobs trying to tell us things?
Mitt Romney once invested in the Yankees. Which finally explains the time the Yankees tried to trade Alex Rodriguez to China.
I don’t know what to be for Halloween. #firstworldproblems
Haven’t seen Paranormal Activity 4 yet so PLEASE don’t tell me which lamp falls over.
I heard your Mom’s covered by Fair Use.
The great thing is, once she’s an adult she can use the same title for her porno. #HereComesHoneyBooBoo
Finally watched the Felix Baumgartner jump. Cool stuff. But is anyone else worried NASA is being replaced by Red Bull?
Each candidate must tell the truth at all times. #RejectedDebateConditions
I bet if you searched the internet hard enough, you could find videos of people fucking.
Congrats to the two Americans who won the Nobel Prize in economics. And thanks a lot for all your help with the U.S. economy.
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