I promise not to make any stupid "Snakes on a Plane" jokes. A Python was spotted on the wing of a Quantas Airways plane during a two-hour flight from Cairns, Australia to Papua New Guinea.
According to The Sydney Morning Herald, the serpent was spotted by a passenger about 20 minutes into the flight, in an incident that more closely resembles a famous Twilight Zone episode than the Samuel L. Jackson film.
In other news, Snakes on a Plane director David R. Ellis died this week. Unfortunately, that's not a joke.