Octomom is Now a Stripper: Twitter Reacts
Octomom, as you may recall, is a little cash-strapped at the moment. As a result, Nadya Suleman is looking to make a little bit of money to help pay for all of those mouths she has to feed. However, instead of investigating more traditional means of self-support, the infamous Octomom has signed on for an eight-night engagement at T’s Lounge, a strip club in West Palm Beach.
That’s right: Octomom is now ready and willing to take it all off under the watchful eyes of the club’s patrons, according to WPEC-TV. From what I understand, management at T’s Lounge has been quite anxious to get the mother of 14 on their stage. Tireless persistence and a desire to exploit infamy, it would seem, has finally paid off. Whether or not anyone shows up for the performance, of course, remains to be seen.
“I wouldn’t say she’s going to be experienced when it comes to the polework, but I’ll say she’s going to be entertaining,” the club’s manager explained.
Todd Swearington, the club’s DJ, doesn’t seem to be too worried about the Octomom’s ability to generate a little excitement amongst patrons. “I see her being a big draw. As long as she keeps it fun and happy and has a little bit of good times up there she’s going to draw in a lot of people.”
As strange as this whole scenario may sound, this isn’t Suleman’s first foray into the wacky world of adult entertainment. According to the Huffington Post, Nadya just wrapped up her first pornographic film, a motion picture which finds the much-maligned mom exploring the world of self-pleasure while drenched in Spaghetti-O’s.
The Octomom explains, “My first shoot was amazing. Such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don’t think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me. I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined. They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I’m very excited for it to come out!”
Stripping? Pornography? A lot of people believe this sort of behavior isn’t fit for a mother, many of whom have expressed their opinions on Twitter. Have a look at some of the outraged posts below. If you’re in the area and curious about what Suleman has to offer the club’s clientele, she’ll be on-stage between July 11th and July 14th.
Octomom is reportedly now a stripper. Her kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid must be really proud.
Octomom is to strippers what Steve Wallace is to championship winning racecar drivers.
Octomom is a stripper now. Man what club? I’d throw ones at her all day
The Octomom books stripper gig in West Palm Beach. Yeah but just until she can sink low enough to start hooking!
Between Travon Martin, face eater and stripping Octomom, Florida’s leading the charge in the “State that most resembles a Steven King novel”
“Octomom” Nadya Suleman will be stripping in Florida. I’ll give you a moment to count all the levels of sadness in that last sentence.