Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
The Apple mini iPad, for when you just can't find something dumber to spend your money on...
"I can't believe it's November already" - someone who doesn't understand the basic concept of time
How has Donald Trump not made the claim that Obama demanded for the NYC Marathon to take place since one of his fellow Kenyans always wins?
Hey there Delilah what's in like in New York City no im not watching the news who is sandy wow babe that sounds terrible
To recap: NYC marathon after a major hurricane - cool. Large soda? Hell no!
So does Queen Latifah have actual political power or is she more of a figure head?
I'm not sure which way Ohio will swing, but Disney should buy it either way.
Friday is just Monday with tits.
I missed the Country Music Awards last night but that paper clip collection wasn't going to count itself.
I can't wait till the election is over and we can all go back to hating each other for real reasons.
I will use my iPad mini only on light-flow days, thank you very much.
You know what would speak volumes? An Encyclopedia Britannica audio book.