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Zach Braff
@zachbraff

The Apple mini iPad, for when you just can’t find something dumber to spend your money on…

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Dick de Balzac
@cornlog

“I can’t believe it’s November already” – someone who doesn’t understand the basic concept of time

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Rob Fee
@robfee

How has Donald Trump not made the claim that Obama demanded for the NYC Marathon to take place since one of his fellow Kenyans always wins?

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Jeffrey Hadz
@Hadzilla

Hey there Delilah what’s in like in New York City no im not watching the news who is sandy wow babe that sounds terrible

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Faux John Madden
@FauxJohnMadden

To recap: NYC marathon after a major hurricane – cool. Large soda? Hell no!

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Shari Vanderwerf
@shariv67

So does Queen Latifah have actual political power or is she more of a figure head?

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Damon Lindelof
@DamonLindelof

I’m not sure which way Ohio will swing, but Disney should buy it either way.

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Alec Sulkin
@thesulk

Friday is just Monday with tits.

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Garth Collins
@Voiceofgarth

I missed the Country Music Awards last night but that paper clip collection wasn’t going to count itself.

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Guy Endore-Kaiser
@GuyEndoreKaiser

I can’t wait till the election is over and we can all go back to hating each other for real reasons.

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christine teigen
@chrissyteigen

I will use my iPad mini only on light-flow days, thank you very much.

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Tim Siedell
@badbanana

You know what would speak volumes? An Encyclopedia Britannica audio book.