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Dear Mr. Berenstain,

As I was enjoying some delicious honey and looking out my hole onto the beautious landscape of the forest, I noticed your cubs tramping through Mr. Rabbit's carrot patch. I assumed they were on their way to their grandmother's house, who lives not too very far from here.

Mr. Rabbit was so very, very upset about it, and he shouted at the them, "Get out of my carrots, you pesky pests!"

What happen next I have hardly have the stomach to tell you, Mr. Berenstain, for it was such an awful sight to see.

The oldest one, I forget his name I'm sorry to say, looked back at Mr. Rabbit and asked him, "Hey Rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fir?" 

Mr. Rabbit told him he didn't.

And well, if you've heard that joke before so many times like I have, then you must know how this horrible thing ended. Poor Mr. Rabbit is very, very distraught and is now, the next day, still dragging himself through the grass trying to rid himself of your son's wretched refuse.

Mr. Rabbit would appreciate an apology from him, and to be reimbursed for the copious amounts of Hare  Sham-poo he has had to purchase.

Sincerely wishing you a honey-filled life,

Winnie D. Pooh

PS. This letter may be delayed its arrival as just a few minutes ago, as I left to mail it, I got myself stuck in the door again. Mr. Rabbit would help me out of it, but is currently preoccupied with the shaving of his pelt. Please accept my apologies for the letter's lateness.