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Nancy Grace, Scrabble, and Corona

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Nancy Grace, Scrabble, and Corona
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Nancy Grace is what would happen if a Caps Lock key came to life(image) 53 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Ever wonder which of your friends would lose all sense of morality in a war situation? It’s the ones who play ‘Qi’ in Scrabble.(image) 3 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Remember – your phone could be hacked at any time. That’s why you should only keep pictures of other people’s dicks.(image) 9 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

My favorite part about Corona commercials is the part where you can pause it and jerk off to the girl in it.(image) 14 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Anybody know when Pootie Tang comes out on Blu-Ray?(image) 18 minutes ago via TweetCaster for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

My audition tape for NPR is just two hours of me doing creepy inhale breaths.(image) 19 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Heidi Klum says being around her kids makes her feel beautiful, which we all know is just a nice way of her calling her kids ugly.(image) 23 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I could never be a maid. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Law and Order, they find a ton of dead bodies.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I want to do a revival of the show ‘Cats’ starring famous cats from YouTube.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Seeing Mark Ruffalo’s stupid face makes me turn into the Hulk.(image) 1 hour ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The thing about Nicki Minaj is shut up.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Nancy Grace, Scrabble, and Corona
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