Muammar Gaddafi, Michael Cera, and a Pizza Party

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, Twitter was dominated by the death of Muammar Gaddafi. Other than that, we learn what turned one Twitter into a believer.

Enjoy!

Just For Men releases statement: "We can lose Gaddafi, we still have Mubarak and Gene Simmons." 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

IT SAFE SAY THAT GEORGE ORWELL ANIMAL FARM TRIBUTE IN OHIO WAS HUGE FAILURE! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I was an atheist until I saw a kid turn his phone off when the previews started. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Don't worry Latino-Americans, HAL understands you. #Siri 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

- Saddam Hussein ☑ - Osama Bin Laden ☑ - Col. Gaddafi ☑ - Justin Bieber ☐ 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

"Whatever. We killed our despot leader like, five years ago." -Iraqi hipster 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

This is a line that only seems to work for one holiday. I have learned this the hard way on Thanksgiving. "See you next year" 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I feel bad for orphans & the homeless. Also, people who check in to the Dollar Store on Facebook. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

OMG PLEASE SAY PIZZA PARTY! RT @THEHermanCain: Gaddafi is gone, that's good. Now the question is: What's next? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Both MC Hammer & Gaddafi trending. Stop. Muammar Time. 8 hours ago via TweetList Pro · powered by @socialditto

Today I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie. 18 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf