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Mountain Lion, Jeremy Lin, and Hot Air Balloons

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Mountain Lion, Jeremy Lin, and Hot Air Balloons
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Want to try OS X Mountain Lion right now? All you have to do is hook a keyboard dock and mouse up to your iPad. 34 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“Mountain Lion?” Yawn. I’ll update my Operating System when Apple finally gets around to naming one “THUNDERCAT.” 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Apple should have named Mountain Lion “Cougar” – OSX 10.8: an old operating system going after young users 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Jeremy Lin & Kim Kardashian are set to meet. Lin played against some awful defenses lately but this will be his easiest scoring opportunity. 26 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I can’t see Kim Kardashian dating Jeremy Lin. It’s like the game of Risk: Africa is one thing, but no one holds Asia. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I accidentally watched a show on Hulu Plus when I could have watched it commercial-free on Netflix. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Hey does anyone have an extra LinkedIn invitation? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Isn’t all this talk about conraception and babies a little disrespectful to Jennifer Aniston? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

When you see “Sent from my iPhone,” don’t think it’s because I left the house. It’s because I haven’t left my couch. 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The people whom Facebook calls “People You May Know” are often “Douchebags I’m About to Block.” 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Bart Simpson’s chalkboard was the original twitter. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“Fuck it” – guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Nothing says “I’m carrying $3 and a Guitar Center receipt” like a wallet chain. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Mountain Lion, Jeremy Lin, and Hot Air Balloons
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