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Moleskine Notebooks, Amy Winehouse, and How To Survive A Horror Movie

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Moleskine Notebooks, Amy Winehouse, and How To Survive A Horror Movie
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we look at tweets about the McRib, Amy Winehouse, and Moleskine Notebooks. We also see two funny tweets from two of today’s most persistent trending hashtags.

Enjoy!

So many people are complaining about the McRib I assume it’s made of old episodes of “Whitney”. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Coke dealers. Always sticking their business in other people’s noses 50 minutes ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

I’m guessing the worldwide average is about one great idea per every 2.7 million Moleskine notebooks. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

There’s a mild sense of relief when a relationship ends that you don’t have to do any of the bullshit you promised. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

My girlfriend keeps calling my new Touchpad an iPad. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

Female Costume Guide: Black Bra (Slutty Cat) Green Bra (Slutty Tree) Red Bra (Slutty Apple) Blue Bra (Slutty Smurf) Yellow Bra (Slutty Bee) 3 hours ago via Facebook · powered by @socialditto

“Serial killer” is a multiple murderer. “Cereal Killer” is a novelty song we really regret downloading when we were drunk. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

#GhettoRamenNoodleFlavors Purple. Like the drank. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kids, Knife-Sex Qaddafi is not an acceptable Halloween costume. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Carson Palmer reports to practice during Raiders bye week, but just to tailgate. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

In shocking news it’s been confirmed Amy Winehouse died of substance abuse.
In other shocking news it’s been confirmed fire is hot. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Better to be silent & thought a fool than open your mouth & eat a McRib. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#StepsToSurviveAHorrorMovie: if you hear “Don’t Fear the Reaper” coming from a car stereo and it’s Oct 31 and you’re hot: get the fuck out. 11 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Moleskine Notebooks, Amy Winehouse, and How To Survive A Horror Movie
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