Okay, this exists.
This comes from HighPosition.com. I randomly came across it on StumbleUpon, and it hardly has any views yet, so let's change that. If you watch Matt Cutts' videos regularly, you owe this one to yourself.
You can watch it in a more theatrical setting here.
Wow, it just dawned on me that we've been covering these Matt Cutts video for an absurdly long time.
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