@kirkfox
Kirk Foxalright moms. back to work. 15 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@yoyoha
Josh HaraMark Zuckerberg is 28 today and is worth $100B. Reminds me of when I was 28 and was able to purchase groceries without selling plasma. 40 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@NotthatAdamWest
West LeeTonight’s #Bachelorette drinking game: Drink whenever someone says journey, amazing or how much they love kids. Also, have 911 on speed dial 27 minutes ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@mileskahn
mileskahnJPMorgan Chase to be bailed out by the Avengers movie. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeCNN
The Fake CNNBreaking: Husband surprises wife on Mother’s Day by actually finishing a project he started. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@lizzwinstead
Lizz WinsteadSurprised Newsweek didn’t have Joe Biden breastfeeding President Obama on the cover…. 15 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@robdelaney
rob delaneyPeople joke about Bieber Fever. Don’t – Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father. 20 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@firstworldme
First World ProblemsThe song I Shazamed was unrecognized #firstworldproblems 9 hours ago via twitterfeed ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@hipstermermaid
braden graeberPost some more song lyrics as your status. Someone will eventually understand your struggle. 10 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DepressedDarth
Darth Vader#SignsThatYoureLonely – You play with your lightsaber too much. 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNCincinnati basketball players allegedly involved in nightclub incident. Police will begin investigation with the Bengals out of habit. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@donni
donni Elections would be cooler with high speed chases and nude scenes. 8 hours ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@daywithwine
Day with WineWho is Mark Zuckerberg? I can’t find him on my Friendster, but the other 12 people on here keep wishing him a happy birthday. 19 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto