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Mark Zuckerberg, JP Morgan, and Bieber Fever

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Mark Zuckerberg, JP Morgan, and Bieber Fever
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

alright moms. back to work.(image) 15 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Mark Zuckerberg is 28 today and is worth $100B. Reminds me of when I was 28 and was able to purchase groceries without selling plasma.(image) 40 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tonight’s #Bachelorette drinking game: Drink whenever someone says journey, amazing or how much they love kids. Also, have 911 on speed dial(image) 27 minutes ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

JPMorgan Chase to be bailed out by the Avengers movie.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Breaking: Husband surprises wife on Mother’s Day by actually finishing a project he started.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Surprised Newsweek didn’t have Joe Biden breastfeeding President Obama on the cover….(image) 15 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

People joke about Bieber Fever. Don’t – Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father.(image) 20 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The song I Shazamed was unrecognized #firstworldproblems(image) 9 hours ago via twitterfeed ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Post some more song lyrics as your status. Someone will eventually understand your struggle.(image) 10 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

#SignsThatYoureLonely – You play with your lightsaber too much.(image) 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Cincinnati basketball players allegedly involved in nightclub incident. Police will begin investigation with the Bengals out of habit.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Elections would be cooler with high speed chases and nude scenes.(image) 8 hours ago via Favstar.FM ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Who is Mark Zuckerberg? I can’t find him on my Friendster, but the other 12 people on here keep wishing him a happy birthday.(image) 19 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Mark Zuckerberg, JP Morgan, and Bieber Fever
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