Mad Men, James Cameron, and MTV Cribs

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

@sethmeyers21
Seth MeyersYou truly understand the scope of the Internet when you realize it still has room for non-Mad Men stuff today. 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyWhen it rains, that’s God’s way of getting Adele to write another album. 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@gerrydee
Gerry DeeCongrats to Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren who each won $500,040 at this weeks PGA event at Bay Hill. 16 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzJames Cameron has become the first person to travel to the earth’s deepest point only to waste time on Twitter. 4 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@andyffgibbons
Andy GibbonsTitanic’s Billy Zane was just asked on The One Show if he’d seen himself in 3D yet? His response ‘Yeah, every day’. BAZINGA 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@robfee
Rob FeeThe guy who hacked Scarlett Johanssons phone & leaked nude pics plead guilty to the charges but the judge fist bumped him so should be fine. 13 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@jackburditt
Jack BurdittHollywood announces plans to remake the classic film “The Hunger Games.” 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@robinlundberg
Robin LundbergTim Tebow has his introductory press conference today. If the Jets had a sense of humor, they’d have Sanchez start it, then Tebow take over. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@AmericanHumor
American HumorI wish it were still socially acceptable to drink even half as much at work as they do on Mad Men. 1 hour ago via Buffer · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@simonpegg
Simon PeggApparently, the original title for MTV’s ‘Cribs’ was ‘Fuck You’. 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKWOMAN SUE APPLE STORE AFTER SHE WALK INTO GLASS DOOR! NO COOL APPLE! IT BAD ENOUGH WOMAN GOT WORRY ABOUT GLASS CEILING! 5 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@jonlovett
Jon LovettWaited 18 months to have “Zou Bisou Bisou” stuck in my head. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNTebow wows the press by performing the miracle of multiplying a 5-minute press conference into a 35-minute one. 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@joshcomers
Josh Comers“Maybe try eating more fruit and smashing red meat.” (Gallagher’s doctor) 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto