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Mad Men, James Cameron, and MTV Cribs

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Mad Men, James Cameron, and MTV Cribs
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

You truly understand the scope of the Internet when you realize it still has room for non-Mad Men stuff today.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

When it rains, that’s God’s way of getting Adele to write another album.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Congrats to Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren who each won $500,040 at this weeks PGA event at Bay Hill.(image) 16 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

James Cameron has become the first person to travel to the earth’s deepest point only to waste time on Twitter.(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Titanic’s Billy Zane was just asked on The One Show if he’d seen himself in 3D yet? His response ‘Yeah, every day’. BAZINGA(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The guy who hacked Scarlett Johanssons phone & leaked nude pics plead guilty to the charges but the judge fist bumped him so should be fine.(image) 13 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Hollywood announces plans to remake the classic film “The Hunger Games.”(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tim Tebow has his introductory press conference today. If the Jets had a sense of humor, they’d have Sanchez start it, then Tebow take over.(image) 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I wish it were still socially acceptable to drink even half as much at work as they do on Mad Men.(image) 1 hour ago via Buffer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Apparently, the original title for MTV’s ‘Cribs’ was ‘Fuck You’.(image) 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

WOMAN SUE APPLE STORE AFTER SHE WALK INTO GLASS DOOR! NO COOL APPLE! IT BAD ENOUGH WOMAN GOT WORRY ABOUT GLASS CEILING!(image) 5 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Waited 18 months to have “Zou Bisou Bisou” stuck in my head.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tebow wows the press by performing the miracle of multiplying a 5-minute press conference into a 35-minute one.(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“Maybe try eating more fruit and smashing red meat.” (Gallagher’s doctor)(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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