Lolo Jones in the Market for Love Following the Olympics
Lolo Jones is an attractive girl, which is why I find it surprising that she’s currently single. I’m sure training for something as epic as the Olympics kind of squashes any hopes of romance, but this doesn’t mean Jones isn’t going to start looking after the event has come to a close. So if you’re young, hot, and, preferably, an actor, then give her a call once she’s done proving she’s a much better athlete than you. There’s a strong possibility she might call you back.
“Whatever actor is watching this—if you’re single and you are hot, I am single as well. Hit me up after the Olympics,” she told E! during a recent interview. Somewhere in Hollywood, Tom Cruise is inserting lifts into his shoes and dreaming of the wonderful times they’ll have together.
In case you’re interested, Lolo Jones is currently 29, stands at 5-foot-7, and weighs a 141 pounds. Plus, she’s remarkably successful. The Iowa native is also something of a celebrity these days, scoring seven sponsorships and getting plenty of coverage from such outlets as HBO, ESPN, NBC’s Nightly News, and, last but not least, Rolling Stone.
Here’s the catch: Lolo Jones is a virgin, and she intends to stay that way until she’s married. So if you’re a hot, talented young actor looking for a quick Olympic booty call in the middle of the night, Jones isn’t your girl. She has values, folks, and she isn’t about to change them just to satisfy her carnal desires. I wish more people had this level of self-control.
If this article hasn’t scared you off, then perhaps you’re the right fit for the amazing Lolo Jones. Be sure to give her a buzz after the Olympics. Assuming, of course, you can handle dating an attractive girl who could kick your ass without breaking a sweat.