Live-Tweeted Birth: Company Loyalty on 1,000+

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First off, #gross.
Secondly, #kudos to a Twitter employee for taking her job more seriously than anyone else in the lunchroom. Beat that, Bob.

Claire Diaz-Ortiz aka @Claire began to have contractions and decided to show us all what over-sharing and company loyalty is all about.

She also gave Google a hefty shoutout, which may or may not be a good thing for the company. Either way, read along to see the progression of Googling-This-Strange-Wetness to how even a newborn now has more followers than you: (We suspect that some of the tweets littered with curse words, jibberish and rantings about the utter stupidity of her husband and nurses around her have been deleted for PR issues).

#ouch

#ohnohz

Hey, don't diss Husband for wanting a ukelele to be the first thing baby hears!

Baby's final say: "Meh."

Feel free to follow both Mom's account as well as the new baby Lucia's; the most recent pic of the baby girl shows her looking quite rebellious as she nonchalantly leans against the pillow grabbing her diaper. Brave and bold innovation--With antics like these, Twitter is probably never going to go the Myspace Bye Bye Route.

Image via Twitter