Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Writing A Tell-All Book

    August 4, 2014
    Lindsay McCane
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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning on writing an autobiography.

According to TVNZ.com, Lohan has spoken to several different publishing houses to discuss writing a tell-all book, which would include the steamy details of her alleged sex list that was leaked earlier this year. Some of the names that were included on that list were Colin Farrell, Justin Timberlake, James Franco, and Max George, among many others.

“Lindsay held meetings at major publishing houses in London recently and the stories she promised the literary agents made their jaws drop,” a source close to Lindsay revealed. “She’s prepared to put everything out there and has already proved she’s not shy with the list of men she claims to have slept with.”

The Mean Girls actress said she plans on having a ghost writer help her with the book, and has already thought of several possible candidates for the job. If Lindsay could have her pick, the source revealed that she would want either Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James or Harry Potter’s J.K. Rowling.

“Lindsay is now looking for a ghost writer. It may seem unlikely, but she thinks she’s in with a shot of getting EL James to work on it – they met recently at [London nightspot] Chiltern Firehouse and got on well,” the source added. “Another pie in the sky idea was that she might persuade J.K. Rowling to work with her.”

What do you think about Lindsay’s possible autobiography? Will you read it? Leave your comments below.

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  • grandmadove

    NO way

  • WatchinginLaughter

    Haven’t there been enough books about train wrecks? The other thing who really cares who slept with this bimbo. Wonder who got her in jail….

  • Jeff L

    We can save you the time and money. Here is a brief synopsis of her Wikipedia entry. You’re welcome.
    Lindsay Lohan was a cute kid that starred in a few popular movies. This success led her exceptionally superficial mother to grow more fond of her daughter’s bank account while neglecting any semblance of a personal relationship. Throughout her teen years she delved into drugs, drinking to excess and behaving poorly in public. In her early 20’s she began to exhibit sociopathic behavior by driving drunk and displaying her lady parts to the paparazzi, causing a collective nausea throughout society and resulting in an inevitable DUI arrest. She flagrantly skipped mandatory court appearances, but these were generally rescheduled by star-struck judges that inexplicably deem an actresses’ value to the planet as far more important then professions of non-famous citizens. Unable to live up to the expectations of the lofty pedestal that her mostly pre-pubescent fans put her on, her drug-addled partying aged her outward appearance so rapidly that on frequent occasions she was mistakenly identified as her own grandmother. As her mental decline continued, she hinted at a foray down the typical path of the desperately once-famous: the Tell-All Autobiography. Deluded into believing anyone still cared, snippets of the cliche’ story were revealed that alluded to numerous liaisons with successful Hollywood actors, who vehemently denied romantic involvement. Legitimate movie parts dried up entirely as the last of her most loyal fans jumped ship, describing the awkward and cringe-inducing nude scenes as ‘troubling’ and ‘sad’ – mirroring recent comments of her co-stars. However, these circumstances provided the impetus she needed to finally turn her life situation around, and the 32-year old actress was able to coalesce her experiences into a modestly successful hardcore pornography niche generally referred to as “Granny Porn.”