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Lindsay Lohan, Creed, and Nazis

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Lindsay Lohan, Creed, and Nazis
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, the Twitterverse has a lot to say about Lindsay Lohan’s possible Playboy spread. We also find out something interesting about the existence of the band Creed.

Enjoy!

Jesus must have been on Ambien the day he allowed Creed to exist. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Loving your kids is easy. Even easier when they’re good at sports. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Never fall in love with a mermaid until you’re confident you can find their vagina. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Looking forward to the GTA V trailer like a pregnant woman’s first ultrasound. 9 months of waiting until that bundle of joy ruins a life. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Dear guy riding a unicycle. Stop. Sincerely, Everyone 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I will watch pretty much any movie or television show about Nazis. Good job, Nazis. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Michael Jackson (now) #PeopleIdRatherSeeInPlayboyThanLindsayLohan 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

It’s interesting how #McRib and #LindsayLohanPosingNudeinPlayboy are both trending, because they’re pretty much the same thing. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. To make her comfortable, the photographer will ask her to face forward, then look to the side. 15 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Maybe Sinead O’Connor just didn’t like similes. 22 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Both “jack-o-lantern” and “jack o’lantern” are correct spellings. “Jacko lantern” is a rare jaw disorder. 27 minutes ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Lindsay Lohan, Creed, and Nazis
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