Liam Neeson has spent a lifetime crushing candy.

Neeson recently joined Stephen Colbert on The Late Show in the defining role of his career – as part of the new Candy Crush movie.

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my candies go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

Ok, that’s not what this movie is about. Also, it doesn’t really exist. But I’d watch it, would you?

Could a real movie based on Candy Crush really happen? Well, Activision Blizzard just acquired King digital Entertainment, the makers of Candy Crush, for $5.9 billion.

Then, Activision announced the formation of Activision Blizzard Studios, which is set to make movies based on its many gaming properties … which now includes Candy Crush.