Kirstie Alley Has A Lot To Say In Her New Book

    November 7, 2012
    Amanda Crum
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Kirstie Alley has revealed a whole lot of things during promotion for her new book, “The Art Of Men”, including the fact that she propositioned Patrick Swayze back when they were working on “North And South” together and he turned her down.

A quick look at the book’s profile on Amazon.com, however, shows she has much more to say, and some of it might get her some backlash when it makes the rounds in curious reader circles (it was released yesterday). One of the chapters, entitled, “The Art Of Retarded Young Men”, tells the story of how she was pranked by her old “Cheers” buddy Woody Harrelson.

Just as we were filming the last shot of the evening, an airline captain approached me. He informed me that his 20-year-old “retarded” son had recently been in a horrible car accident that had almost taken his life. He had been badly burned and had broken both legs and an arm. He told me his son was my number one fan and that he’d brought him to the set to meet me. He inquired as to whether it was possible, right after we finished shooting, that I could come into the hangar and take just a minute to meet him. Suddenly me being pregnant and freezing my ass off didn’t have much relevance. A retarded (it wasn’t politically incorrect to say that word back then), badly burned, and broken lad had traveled all this way just to meet me. Of course I said yes!

When we completed the final shot of the night, the director yelled, “Cut, print, wrap.” John escorted me to the hangar, and I set eyes on the poor, retarded, bandaged young man sitting in a wheelchair. I took a deep breath because he was covered in gauze and splints and was more damaged than I had imagined. When I approached him he began to laugh and gyrate in his wheelchair back and forth. He was ecstatic to meet me. These are the times being a celebrity really pays off—to bring that much joy to an individual is . . . joyous.

He put his bandaged hand out—I took it. He said in his retarded way, “I love you.” I reciprocated, “I love you, too.” He pulled me closer. He was really strong! “I love you,” a little louder and more audible. “I love you, too,” I said. He then took both my arms and pulled me much closer. “I love you, I love you, I love you,” he said, and I proclaimed, “I looove you soooo much” in the sort of half-real, half-anxiety-ridden way you’d act if a retarded boy was mauling you. He was holding me so tightly it was actually hurting me, but he was retarded, so I persevered.

Though the young man was actually Harrelson in disguise, it’s surprising to some that Alley would use the word “retarded” so brashly, even when describing something that happened years ago. The actress and “Dancing With The Stars” competitor is already garnering some heated discussion with the revelation that she ruined her first marriage because of her feelings for Swayze, who passed away in 2009.

  • Margarete

    don’t care if she did or didn’t, but to hurt Patrick’s widow who supposedly is her friend???? Tacky and low class and I won’t be buying the book. Anybody who does buy the book is just rewarding her for her inconsiderate behavior.

  • http://IE Ron C Clair

    Kirstie Alley, is a first class jerk

  • Hannah

    I’m always surprised when celebrities use hate filled language to tell an incredibly awful story that lacks any humor.

  • JRD

    NEVER will I buy or read this classless woman’s book. I will also never watch her on TV or in a movie again. I’m thoroughly disgusted with her attempt to make money off the late beloved Patrick Swayze’s name and reputation when he is not here to respond…especially since she claims to be his widow’s “friend.” Go home, Kirstie, and stay there. Your career is over for good this time!

  • Mrs. S

    Wow, Kirstie I got to say you’re beautiful but your uninspirational comments are atrocious and it makes you appear ugly in an unflattering way. And to think some people were beginning to like you I guess that’s out of the question now! I think you better use words that would not get you into trouble. Better yet keep your thoughts, and your writing and secrets confidential revealing it only to yourself especially if its going to get you into trouble. This way no one gets hurt by your insults or what you think of others.

  • Lisa JOrgensen

    I LOVE KIRSTIE ALLEY! She is a very nice and I think she has lived a life just like the rest of us. Just made hers a happy ending! I am happy for you Kirsie!!!! : )

    • Lisa Jorgensen

      I LOVE KIRSTIE ALLEY! She is a very nice and well put together lady. I think she has lived a life just like the rest of us. She was just determinded to have a happy ending! I am happy for you Kirstie!!!! : )
      Sorry the last response came out wrong. : )