Kim Jong-Il, Garfield, and Tebow Book Titles
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
As you might expect, Twitter is inundated with tweets about dead North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il. We also participate in one of the day’s popular hashtag trends #TebowBookTitles and see why Garfield shouldn’t really hate Mondays.
After watching him try to play QB, its obvious Caleb Hanie must have photos of Chicago Bears coaches in compromising situations
This is the time of year Kim Jong II used to love running over his enemies in a brand new Lexus with a red bow on top.
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
Between Joe Paterno and Kim Jong-Il, not a good year for dictators with giant glasses.
What was Garfield’s beef with Mondays? It’s not like that fat little bitch had a job.
“Waffle House and 26 others also posted about Christmas.” Yes, thanks for reminding me to regret logging in, Facebook.
I think the funniest thing about Kim Jong-il’s death is that it’s left a power vacuum in a dangerously unstable nuclear state. LOL.
I really hope Kim Jong II didn’t make a bunch of Horcruxes…
MAYBE IF PEOPLE STOP POUR WATER ON KARDASHIAN! AND NO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! THERE NO BE SO MANY OF THEM!
#TebowBookTitles The Art of Tebowing.
Just in from North Korean state news agency: Kim Jong Il’s corpse shoots 54, incl 6 aces
Per his instructions, Kim Jong-Il will be strapped to a nuclear missile and buried in South Korea.
☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ This Twitter meme
#TebowBookTitles Lonely Dick.
#TebowBookTitles Balls: I Touch Them