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Kim Jong-Il, Garfield, and Tebow Book Titles
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

As you might expect, Twitter is inundated with tweets about dead North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il. We also participate in one of the day’s popular hashtag trends #TebowBookTitles and see why Garfield shouldn’t really hate Mondays.

Enjoy!

After watching him try to play QB, its obvious Caleb Hanie must have photos of Chicago Bears coaches in compromising situations 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

This is the time of year Kim Jong II used to love running over his enemies in a brand new Lexus with a red bow on top. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

I hit cancel but my printer won’t stop the print job. #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

Between Joe Paterno and Kim Jong-Il, not a good year for dictators with giant glasses. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

What was Garfield’s beef with Mondays? It’s not like that fat little bitch had a job. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

“Waffle House and 26 others also posted about Christmas.” Yes, thanks for reminding me to regret logging in, Facebook. 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I think the funniest thing about Kim Jong-il’s death is that it’s left a power vacuum in a dangerously unstable nuclear state. LOL. 9 hours ago via twicca · powered by @socialditto

I really hope Kim Jong II didn’t make a bunch of Horcruxes… 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

MAYBE IF PEOPLE STOP POUR WATER ON KARDASHIAN! AND NO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! THERE NO BE SO MANY OF THEM! 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

A guide to winning: limited talent edition #TebowBookTitles 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

#TebowBookTitles The Art of Tebowing. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Just in from North Korean state news agency: Kim Jong Il’s corpse shoots 54, incl 6 aces 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

Per his instructions, Kim Jong-Il will be strapped to a nuclear missile and buried in South Korea. 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ This Twitter meme 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#TebowBookTitles Lonely Dick. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#TebowBookTitles Balls: I Touch Them 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kim Jong-Il, Garfield, and Tebow Book Titles
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