Kelly Osbourne is the face of wealth, rock royalty, and glamour.
She is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne.
She has her own clothing line and has slowly become a fashion icon and was even lucky enough to work alongside the late Joan Rivers on Fashion Police for five years before Rivers' death last month.
But, so far, her October has been less than glamorous. Her landmark 30th birthday is coming up on October 27th, and hopefully October will redeem itself after the following incidents.
First, there was an incident wherein Kelly Osbourne walked in on her unnamed crush taking a dump.
Trust me to be the girl in a private members club who has had a crush on a guy for years & just walked in on him taking a !
— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) October 3, 2014
That's bad enough, but it doesn't stop there.
Shortly afterward, Kelly Osbourne was smacked in the face with a dirty diaper. Right before dropping her keys in the plastic bag with her dog's excrement.
Litarly having the a day. First I get hit in the face w/ a used dipper & now I just accidentally bagged my house keys w/ Willy's shit while walking him.
That's just a bad day, right there.
Poor Kelly Osbourne.
— Andreya (@andreyadc) October 3, 2014
Perhaps her luck will turn around for her as her new clothing line, Chapter One from Stories...by Kelly Osbourne, begins to hit the market.
I am so excited to tell you that @storiesbyko is coming to @Bluefly on Oct 15 and they'll be shipping to the UK especially for this launch! They also ship to Australia, Mexico, Canada, USA, Japan, Singapore and more! SO happy you'll now all be able to shop my collection! XO
Good luck to Kelly Osbourne as she navigates the remainder of October!