Kate Upton, Valentine’s Day, and Candy Heart Rejects
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, we have a love-inspired daily best tweets…..sort of.
I’m not sure who this Kate Upton is but I assume she lives north of Downton Abbey.
Seriously, Kate Upton on the cover of Sports Illustrated over Jeremy Lin? Did she ever out score Kobe? Just criminal
Thank goodness for SI swimsuit issue. Otherwise, nobody in this day and age could look up photos of attractive women in bikinis
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. If you have someone special, give them a kiss. If you don’t, make a voodoo doll of your ex and cast spells.
It’s Valentine’s Day, and it pains me that we cannot be together yet, love. I long for your embrace and shall see you soon, my $28 billion.
The day after Valentine’s Day is probably Planned Parenthood’s Black Friday.
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you can’t be with the one you love, eat a burrito by yourself then go home & masturbate.
“Will you be VINE?” Really Poison Ivy?
4 out of 5 women can’t believe that whore in accounting got roses and I didn’t.
Tiger Woods is scheduled to stop observing Black History Month today.
god never slams a door in your face without opening a window to let bees in.