Kate Upton & Snoop Dogg Are Now Selling Hot Pockets

    October 8, 2013
    Josh Wolford

Good job, Hot Pockets. You’ve hit on everything the internet loves – Kate Upton, microwavable meat pouches, that Biz Markie song, and fantastic “herbs,” which Snoop Dogg knows a thing or two about:

Tastes so good
Gotta lick your lips
Smell my savory garlic
but don’t disturb
The garden where I grow
flavor-fantastic-al herbs
…his flavor-fantastical herbs.

We’re still talking about Hot Pockets, right?

Also, is the Snoop Lion thing already over?

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Josh Wolford
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