Jose Canseco, former Bash Brother and accused steroid user, has gotten a lot of press recently due to the extreme amount of awesomely funny things he posts on Twitter, and for good reason. He's hilarious. The problem is, he might not know he's being funny.
Canseco has, in the past week, tweeted some gems regarding his New Year's resolutions, his firm resolve to launch an anti-aging drink, and his own comparisons between Dane Cook and himself. Have a look and follow Canseco on Twitter @JoseCanseco.
Hat tip to Buzzfeed.
A New Year's resolution:
5. develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco a real anti aging drink
6. Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems
9. Do at least 100 promotional deals for good companies and products like Animal Rights, Human health, Environmental, and Beer companies
I think I will let david letterman use my top 10 resolution list on his show. @cbs
On Dane Cook:
Hey @DaneCook thanks for the follow you are the 1988 Jose Canseco of comedy and i was you now then
Donald Trump please get a hold of me for founding my Ponce De Canseco drink company. You can invest with me early ! hugs