Jessica Canseco Gets Lady Parts Lasered On New Show

By: Amanda Crum - July 2, 2012

Jessica Canseco, ex-wife of baseball star Jose, has joined a group of women who were married to famous men for a new show on VH1, “Hollywood Exes”.

The show follows the women–who are all varied as far as their love lives go–as they try to carve out their own niche in L.A. The exes include Mayte Garcia, who was married to Prince; Nicole Murphy, who was married to Eddie Murphy; Andrea Kelly, who was married to R. Kelly; and Sheree Fletcher, who was married to Will Smith.

While some of the women are ready to find love again–namely Mayte, who hasn’t found true love since her relationship with Prince ended, although she was engaged to Tommy Lee briefly–some of the others, like Jessica, say the last thing they need is a relationship. She does, however, undergo a laser vaginal rejuvenation treatment on camera, as Nicole Murphy watches.

“Why?!” Nicole asks.

“Girl…you should see what happens. It makes everything the same color, it tightens everything on the outside. Looks like a 12-year old,” Jessica replies.

Other than that, the first episode is not without drama and big reveals, as it sees Mayte hire a matchmaker in an effort to find a man who won’t be intimidated by her past loves, and Jessica is approached by Jose with a very unorthodox proposition. Also, Nicole Murphy reveals that she had a huge amount of money stolen from her and is pursuing legal action involving her bank.

Though the women are at different places in their lives, one thing they all agree on is that they want the public to see them as individuals, rather than staying in the shadow of their former loves.

“Yes, we were married to them, but we’re all individuals. I’m an artist, she’s an artist, she has a business. It’s about showing who we are, so I decided to do it,” Garcia said.

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  • http://webpronews Jimbo

    Could there possibly be anything we need to care less about. What a bunch of has been sluts.

    • v

      Im not real sure i would want my milf or any other girlm with to resemble a 12 year old anything….whats

  • carol h.

    Just think about what these women represent. All their identity is tied up in someone they were married to, or involved with. They have no individual achievement to point to, except what a man gave by use of his name and money. How sad. And with a lack of class one of them makes public her vaginal rejuvenation. You would think they would try to find lives for themselves. Back to school, job training, community service. Something that gives them some dignity and self worth.

    All they have allowed themselves is the name, and what kind of money or publicity that name would give.Like mob wives, football exes, and the rest of this kind of so called reality, they are pathetic.

    • Puss n’Boots

      Blame Facbook. This is dangerously close to Lower Facebook. These rich male celeb.athletes need to find career women like doctors or accomplished artists who are still gorgeous but can potentially rotary dial if the occasion arose. With the over-supply of Cable shows, not many of these Boobs are making real money, they just supply these blood suckers enough drugs and booze to survive an episode. So really some things never change. Just ask former starlets like Marylin Monroe etc.

  • http://yahoo chase

    Can you say WHACK JOB ? i think you can !

  • Peter

    I would proudly turn her “12 year old…” back into the 50 year old… it is 😉

  • J Gainer

    Maybe Kim Kardashian can have an standing appointment to prevent getting all stretched out.

  • J

    She should be ashamed. Wanting to look like a 12 year old girl perpetuates societies inappropriate sexualization of children.

  • melo

    These women are the reason why we are in the state we are in … “I thought my marriage was complete I had a rolls royce a private plane…” , “The marriage wasn’t about me… and that’s when I knew things were wrong”.

    Are YOU SERIOUS???? totally disgusting, despicable, animals

  • J

    “makes everything the same color”?? what color is it now??.. and how did it change colors??.. btw.. theres no right answer to these questions.. disgust..

  • JJ

    Save the cliches and platitudes. You are no more holy than any of these women. This show is no more disgusting than some religeous show stealing money from people in the name of “God.”

  • bpete65

    Just another fake vain woman. YAWN

  • Gordon Speake

    Ship these bitches to Iraq for about 1 month. Introduce them to the real world. Their VA-J-J would be the last thing on their empty minds.

  • Ira R. Trughbull

    “looks like a 12 year old?” Anybody else CONCERNED that this woman wants to attract men interested in 12 year olds?

  • missbee

    I actually watch the show and Jessica is the worst of the bunch. She worked at Hooters (which is were she met Jose) Was she like 19? She’s the one that has been married twice and divorced twice already. She’s a nasty hot mess. She’s the only one that has her child shown on the show. You never see the other women’s children. It will be interesting to see how her daughter turns out.