Jerry Maguire To Visit Yahoo!
Everybody’s favorite expert on “the history of psychology,” chemical imbalances, and couch surfing, Tom Cruise is slated to appear at the Yahoo! campus tomorrow as part of the company’s “Influential Speakers” series.
“As you can imagine, this is getting a lot of laughs at yahoo inc. right now,” writes in a Valleywag tipster (careful with that link, the tipster uses the “c word”).
Those wishing to attend are invited to submit questions for Maverick to answer, though many aren’t sure what type of questions won’t send him into a vain-popping sofa-assault.
Assumedly, the event planners at Yahoo! considered Cruise an “influential speaker” before last week’s rumored string-pulling to get the now infamous “South Park Scientology episode” yanked from re-airing.
Who’s Yahoo!’s next “Influential Speaker? Perhaps they’ll continue their sober selection from the celebrity A-list — somebody like Ozzy Osborne, Anna Nicole Smith, or Courtney Love shouldn’t be far from their minds.