Jason London Arrested, Poops In Cop Car

    January 30, 2013
    Amanda Crum

Jason London, the actor most people may know as Randall “Pink” Floyd from “Dazed and Confused”, got himself into some trouble recently after he allegedly sneezed on a bouncer at a club, refused to apologize, punched said bouncer in the face, and was subsequently arrested for disorderly conduct. I’m guessing dropping a big deuce in the back of the police cruiser didn’t help his case, either.

London allegedly had quite a bit to say to the cops who arrested him after they were forced to give him a “knee strike” to make him cooperate. According to TMZ, he was verbally abusive before defecating in his pants.

“Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch. It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea,” he reportedly said.

But London took to Twitter to set the record straight, saying the TMZ report is a lie, right down to how the altercation began.

This might be a good time to point out that Jason is not to be confused with his identical twin brother Jeremy London, who starred in the Kevin Smith flick “Mallrats”. Not a good situation to be in when you look just like the guy who crapped in a cop car….


Amanda Crum
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