Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Danica Patrick has wrecked three cars in four days. Even Donte Stallworth is appalled by her awful driving ability.
Producers say the new “Dancing with the Stars” cast will strive to redefine “Dancing” and “Stars.”
Someday, when Jaleel White is on his deathbed, he is going to look back at his time on Dancing with the Stars, and think, “Did I do that?”
If we stop neutering our dogs then the Terriers have won.
Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?
Just got a look at the iPad 3. Coolest feature: it has a pool. An actual pool.
I believe in the separation of Rick Santorum and elected office.
Iran & North Korea should switch Supreme Leaders for a week just for fun.
Romney and Kid Rock. It’s always beautiful when the right people find each other.
List of people in descending order of coolness: 1. Mitt Romney 2. Malcolm Gladwell 3. Tim Pawlenty 4. Niles from Frasier 5. Kid Rock
Santorum is probably scrambling to get Eminem or Insane Clown Posse’s endorsement right now.
If you don’t believe the US military engages in torture, try sitting through “Act of Valor.”
My sources are telling me Buffalo Wild Wings is being investigated for altering the ending of last night’s Daytona 500…
Breaking News… Michael Bay actually directed the Daytona 500 last night