I don't know about you, but I don't think you can properly review any new product until you've had the chance to make sweet, sweet love to it. And with all the Apple fanboys out there already blowing it over the new iPhone 5, is it really that much of a surprise that one reviewer would just cut to the chase and have sex with the new device?
Ok, not everyone is so high on the new iPhone. But you've probably already heard someone describe it as "innovative," "groundbreaking," or "probably the best phone ever." This hilarious video from Jest simply takes the iPhone reviewing process to its logical conclusion.
Yes, that port is smaller than previous iPhones'. But the phone is a little bit longer...
Check it out below [NSFW, obviously][via Gizmodo]