Sorry people of the internet, but cats are jerks. I know, I know, YOUR cat is affectionate - but in all honesty most cats don't really need you and they don't pretend otherwise.* Dogs, on the other hand, are terribly needy and annoying.** This is made even more obvious when you imagine your pets as human friends.
Check out the funniest zoomorphism video you're likely to see all week:
* I'm allergic
** But we put up with it because d'aaawwwww.