When you take a second out of your busy day to ponder celebrity sex tapes, the last name that should pop into your head is Hulk Hogan. I don't care if you're gay, straight, or deeply confused about life in general -- the thought of Hulk Hogan's amorous bedroom shenanigans should never cross your mind. Hogan, I think, would wholeheartedly agree with you.
TMZ is reporting that the iconic wrestler is shirt-rippingly furious over the fact that images from a leaked sex tape have made their way online. A website called TheDirty.com posted black-and-white photos pulled from the aforementioned home video last week, a masterpiece which chronicles Hogan's nocturnal adventures with an undisclosed female.
Hogan's lawyers are ready and willing to body slam anyone that's unwilling to comply with their demands. "As you know, should a sex tape or photographs of Mr. Bollea exist, they were taken without his consent and therefore the same would constitute a felony in the State of Florida," one of his attorneys explained. It sounds like they mean business.
Despite all of the legals threats aimed in their general direction, TheDirty.com doesn't plan on removing the images anytime soon. What's even more alarming is that the tape in question is currently being shopped around to various porn distributors. I guess there's a market for just about anything these days.
As per usual, Twitter reactions to this news are endlessly enjoyable.
I won't believe it's actually Hulk Hogan in that sex tape unless he spray paints NWO on her back after they're done.
There's a Hulk Hogan sex tape?! Does he finish off with a leg drop or a big splash?