Hulk Hogan Gives Miley a Run for her Money in ThongBy: Lacy Langley - October 5, 2013
Hulk Hogan is crying out for attention– I mean promoting a new website, hostmania.com– by mimicking Miley Cyrus’ infamous “Wrecking Ball” video. The Hulkster, fortunately, chose not to go naked like Miley, but instead sports his signature tie dye tights, which he later sheds to show off his black thong (!), orange and yellow bandana and shades while perched on top of the much-parodied wrecking ball.
The Hulk also chose not to shed any tears like Miley Cyrus did in her controversial video. Thank goodness. That would have just been disturbing. Watch at your own risk.
His antics begin with the 60-year-old professional wrestler kicking a guy in the face, forcing him to spit out the orange and yellow crayons he had been snacking on. Perhaps someone brought their glaucoma treatments to work with them that day?
Then The Hulk spins around on the wrecking ball in a thong in order to give the world a peek at his 60-year-old butt, then, unfortunately…proceeds to spank himself.
According to their website, Hostmania is a hosting service that claims, “We maintain our own servers and we are not a reseller of another hosting company. If there is a problem, email us 24 hours a day, and you are at the source. No multiple levels. If any problem does occur we can have it resolved quickly. In the event of a hardware failure it may be seen by our monitoring service before you notice. 99.9% uptime is guaranteed…”
Hulk Hogan, born Terry Gene Bollea, I’m sure, made his mama proud today. His kids? I’m guessing not so much. Ew.
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