Hulk Hogan Gives Miley a Run for her Money in Thong

By: Lacy Langley - October 5, 2013

Hulk Hogan is crying out for attention– I mean promoting a new website, hostmania.com– by mimicking Miley Cyrus’ infamous “Wrecking Ball” video. The Hulkster, fortunately, chose not to go naked like Miley, but instead sports his signature tie dye tights, which he later sheds to show off his black thong (!), orange and yellow bandana and shades while perched on top of the much-parodied wrecking ball.

The Hulk also chose not to shed any tears like Miley Cyrus did in her controversial video. Thank goodness. That would have just been disturbing. Watch at your own risk.

His antics begin with the 60-year-old professional wrestler kicking a guy in the face, forcing him to spit out the orange and yellow crayons he had been snacking on. Perhaps someone brought their glaucoma treatments to work with them that day?

Then The Hulk spins around on the wrecking ball in a thong in order to give the world a peek at his 60-year-old butt, then, unfortunately…proceeds to spank himself.

According to their website, Hostmania is a hosting service that claims, “We maintain our own servers and we are not a reseller of another hosting company. If there is a problem, email us 24 hours a day, and you are at the source. No multiple levels. If any problem does occur we can have it resolved quickly. In the event of a hardware failure it may be seen by our monitoring service before you notice. 99.9% uptime is guaranteed…”

Hulk Hogan, born Terry Gene Bollea, I’m sure, made his mama proud today. His kids? I’m guessing not so much. Ew.

Image via youtube

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Lacy LangleyLacy is a writer from Texas. She likes spending time in the home office, homeschooling her kids, playing the didgeridoo, caring for her chickens (Thelma and Louise), Rolos, Christmas, and Labyrinth.

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  • Sandy

    I love it. He has more class than Miley ever will!

  • Granny

    From the little I saw right now on the 2 video’s, Hogan is so classy, has more taste and self respect and can make you laugh. Miley is not any kind of role model for anyone, is very tasteless, shameful and has no respect for her self, I feel very sorry for her family, and it is sad she will now be what her dad is remembered for, a very gross daughter with no morals.

  • This May Be Sexist

    This may be a sexist comment but I don’t care. Under no circumstance should any man wear a thong. This is strictly a piece of clothing that is made for women. In general, women are far better looking than men.

    I have seen my butt and my girlfriends butt. I can assure you that hers is much better and I am not in bad shape at all. Most people actually think I am in excellent shape, but really, there is no comparison between her and me.

    Women simply look better in that piece of clothing. Even Miley.

  • ,,!,,

    It’s a joke and I think its funny as hell! Stop being so fucking serious people.

  • Josh

    this was just sad and sick . how broke is Hogan anyway to do a commercial like this ?