Here’s How You Fail at Robbing an Internet Cafe
The Palms Internet Cafe in Marion County, Florida offers internet access for a reasonable fee, along with sodas, snacks, and a quiet atmosphere.
But if you plan on attempting to rob it, you should be aware that its patrons are oftentimes armed.
Two men learned this the hard way, as their heist was promptly shut down by an old guy with a gun and a good sense of right and wrong.
According to Fox Orlando, the two 19-year-old robbers walked into the cafe and demanded money. Samuel Williams wasn’t having any of that. He pulled out his gun and chased the two men out of the cafe.
In the process, he shot one in the arm and one in the hip and buttocks. The best part about this is that we have it all on security video:
After this incident and one in May involving two idiot would-be robbers who forgot to log out of Facebook, it appears that internet cafes are quite the stupid criminal flytrap.