If you're looking to start your day with an iced coffee drink more pessimistic than you are before you've had your iced coffee drink, may I suggest a new product that's set to go on sale August 7th.
It's called the Grumppuccino, and it's a mocha-flavored iced coffee drink the sports the face of Grumpy Cat - the internet's favorite angry-looking snowshoe.
"Grumpy Cat Grumppuccino iced coffee is a delicious and creamy blend of premium Arabica coffee and milk! It's Awfully Good."
At least they're seemingly embracing the fact that everyone will be making the same joke: "I tried it once. I was awful."
You can check out the Grumpy Cat Grumppuccino site here, if you want to sign up for the email list to be notified when it goes on sale. You can also follow Grumppuccino on Twitter. Availability will be limited to online purchases at launch, but they say they'll expand to stores:
— Grumppuccino™ (@DrinkGrumpyCat) July 29, 2013
At least this is better use of the Grumpy Cat meme than this terrible anti-drinking ad.