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Google Glasses, Flying Cars, and Walkmans
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

I want those Google Glasses so badly, but I also want to date women. Choices.(image) 2 hours ago via Twitterrific for Mac ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Joe Flacco says “I think I’m the best QB in the NFL.” Unibrow nation is feeling BOLD under Anthony Davis’ leadership.(image) 6 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Since Droid users get to be on Instagram now iPhone users should get to have food stamps.(image) 8 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Whether you’re a fan of “Dancing with the Stars” or “The Voice,” it’s clear this has been a very tough week, so, thank GOD you hoard cats.(image) 14 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

American Voices: Flying Car A Reality | “I don?t see the point of these unless there?s a floating Taco Bell.” http://t.co/oHNKm6cL(image) 22 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Obama has called the GOP budget social Darwinism. Nice try, but they believe in social creationism.(image) 5 hours ago via SocialOomph ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman” -Steve Jobs in the 80′s.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Santorum is like MySpace: he technically still exists but no one cares.(image) 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Keith Olbermann has a huge head.(image) 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Easter is the time when everyone on Dancing With The Stars celebrates being resurrected from the dead.(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It breaks my heart to think about those glasses of wine that white women forgot to photograph and upload to a social media website.(image) 50 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Watching MTVs Skrillex Unplugged. He’s just eating a ham sandwich onstage.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Yahoo! announced that it’s firing 2000 employees. At least their resumes will look happy and excited.(image) 2 hours ago via WitStream ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

It’s hard to accurately observe Daylight Saving Hammertime when you can’t touch the clock to set it forward.(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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