Florida Man Has Drugs, in Case You Were Wondering – the Police Sure Were

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I've never tried to give someone a bag of meth in a Kmart, so I'm no expert on the matter. I have to imagine, however, that if I did decide to make that life decision – I'd wear the most literal T-shirt imaginable for the occasion.

50-year-old John Balmer sure did.

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, Balmer was arrested in a Hudson Kmart on Monday after he attempted to hang "a bag of green leafy substance" to the person behind him in line. When the person refused to take the bag, Balmer reportedly laid it down on the ground as he approached the cash register. It was then when deputies approached Balmer, after store employees notified them of the strange activity.

Police found meth and marijuana in the bag.

Why is this news? I mean, it is Florida after all.

Well, here ya go:

Seriously, he had drugs.

Josh Wolford
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