Let's just say that I don't expect an audiobook anytime soon.
During a promotional interview for their upcoming film The Campaign, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis were surprised and asked to give an impromptu dramatic reading of popular masturbatory fan fiction megahit Fifty Shades of Grey.
Other than utter confusion and a lack of any sense of syntactical structure, I think they did a bang up job.
The writing is indeed exquisite.
With all do respect to Mr. Galifianakis and Mr. Ferrell, I don't know if it can top this (NSFW):