Facebook reportedly lost 1.4 million U.S. users last month. Or, maybe they didn't. Metrics can be a tricky thing. Even if Facebook lost roughly 1% of their user base, is it even a huge deal? Things like that fluctuate from month to month and Facebook is damn near saturated in the U.S. market anyway.
Whatever the case, the Facebook police know that they need to "convince" defectors to come back. How do they do that? Well, brute force of course.
The last time we saw Jimmy Kimmel's Facebook police, they were making sure that you accepted your mom's friend request.