Enraged Woman Pops Man’s Testicle Out

    June 7, 2012
    Amanda Crum
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It sounds like something from a Troma movie, but according to reports by Huffington Post and the Shelby Star, 35-year old Joyce Maxine Gregory allegedly got so angry during an argument with a 59-year old man that she grabbed him between the legs and squeezed until one of his testicles popped out of his scrotum.

Police in North Carolina responded to a call early Saturday morning and arrived to find the victim, whose name is being withheld, bleeding from that highly sensitive area. When officers looked closely, they saw a horrifying sight.

The police report states that Officer M.L. McPherson found that the victim’s “scrotum had been split open,” and that “I was also able to observe one of the subject’s testicles protruding from the scrotum area.”

If you’re a guy and you’re still reading this, I applaud you. I promise, you’ve just made it through the worst part.

Apparently the two had been arguing, and when things got heated, the man went to call police to have Gregory removed from his apartment. Before he could, however, she grabbed him and wouldn’t let go.

The brutality of the assault–and the freakishly strong grip of Gregory–makes me wonder if this story will have a connection down the road to all the horrifying “bath salts” incidents being reported all over the country. Don’t get me wrong: I’m not associating this story to any of those and I’m not saying Gregory was even under the influence when it happened, as nothing of the sort has been reported. I’m simply pondering the ramifications of a drug that makes people extremely violent and strong–as evidenced in several cases with bath salts–and what it could mean for our society down the line. Face-eating is bad enough, but when you start crushing people’s internal organs with one hand, that’s a whole new level of scary.

At any rate, Gregory is being held on $20,000 bond on charges of malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury. The victim is reported to have received stitches and isn’t expected to suffer any long-term damage. The nightmares will be bad enough.

  • Wes

    Mrs. Crum,
    Great article, I appreciate the sensitivity, as I have been calling out my female friends who engage in the apparent “MYTH” that when this happens to a man it’s somehow “deserved” and they seem to find it humorous, assaults of any kind are reprehensible regardless of gender!

    Wes S.

  • JK

    A moment of silence for this man.

  • Kimba

    Why is it when we men read these things, we feel the boys trying to crawl back into our bodies?

  • Luis galarce

    Im not completely sure that she was strong….I mean it is a sensitive area just gripping one testicle hurts enough im pretty sure that a full hard grip and a yank after yank is enough to pull my own testicle out. It hurts just thinking about it.

  • Josh

    I find it pretty dumb and disingenuous that you would try to insinuate that the woman was on “bath salts” when she attacked this man. You seem to think it is impossible for a woman act so incredible violent towards someone , without her being in some drug induced mania. You’re trying to find an excuse for this woman where none exists, you admit it yourself. It’s insulting to both your readers and the victim.

    • Gribby

      I would have to agree with you. Men often get a bad rap for being sexist, but women (especially today) are worse.
      There is never an excuse for anyone acting so violently, male or female, and it’s revolting how often I see other women brag about playing the gender card to get out of work, traffic tickets, battery/assault charges (He drove me to it, officer! It’s my HORMONES) ANYTHING that a man would be SOL with getting a light sentence for.

      I wish women would just man the fuck up a little, and stop whining about ‘equality’ when what they mean to get is ‘privilege.’ This article isn’t helping discourage that type of behavior.

      • c

        You guys need to get a grip…urr wait that’s sexist too to think that only men could make such stupid posts. By the way, I am a guy and I think you’re being sensitive little girls.

  • http://yahoo.com solo03

    Well, yes I made it through the article, albeit holding my stomach and almost grimacing as I read. Really, really feel for the dude.

    • rj

      how this writer still working there after insulting men by writing this way.

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