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Easter, Game of Thrones, and Trucker Hats

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Easter, Game of Thrones, and Trucker Hats
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Since rabbits can?t eat chocolate, the Easter Bunny is sort of like a lactose intolerant pizza delivery guy.(image) 16 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The Hunger Games is what would happen if Casey Anthony was the host of Double Dare.(image) 9 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Tipoff isn’t until 9:23 pm? Man. This day is going to be longer than Anthony Davis’ unibrow.(image) 6 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Happy 4/2 everybody! Missed last night’s Country Music Awards, because it’s a tradition of mine to miss the Country Music Awards every year.(image) 9 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I hope Ashton Kutcher accurately portrays Steve Jobs’ brief obsession with trucker hats.(image) 6 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

10 arms……10 legs……..50 fingers………..9 eyebrows….the Kentucky starting five. Go wildcats.(image) 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Romney is now inevitable, like death or taxes, or in his case, just death.(image) 9 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

To find another casting match as perfect as Ashton Kutcher is for Steve Jobs, you really have to go back to DiCaprio as J. Edgar.(image) 7 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Hawaii and Alaska were two great American impulse buys.(image) 33 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Everyone’s who’s upset this “Mad Men” George Romney thing will not be happy when “The Killing” reveals that Ron Paul killed Rosie Larsen(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I like watching Game of Thrones and Mad Men with my girlfriend because it makes me seem respectful of women by comparison.(image) 16 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

My touchpad clicks on stuff when I try to move my mouse #FirstWorldProblems(image) 2 hours ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Good thing The Eagles didn’t stay at the Hotel South Dakota, otherwise that song would’ve sucked even worse.(image) 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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