Easter, Game of Thrones, and Trucker Hats

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

@FlyoverJoel
Joel IngersollSince rabbits can?t eat chocolate, the Easter Bunny is sort of like a lactose intolerant pizza delivery guy. 16 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@_0RANGEJUIC3
Harry Dare#ThingsBetterThanBieber genital warts. 19 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@robfee
Rob FeeThe Hunger Games is what would happen if Casey Anthony was the host of Double Dare. 9 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@FakeJDGreear
Fake J.D. GreearTipoff isn’t until 9:23 pm? Man. This day is going to be longer than Anthony Davis’ unibrow. 6 hours ago via Echofon · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DougBenson
Doug BensonHappy 4/2 everybody! Missed last night’s Country Music Awards, because it’s a tradition of mine to miss the Country Music Awards every year. 9 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@StevenAmiri
Steven AmiriI hope Ashton Kutcher accurately portrays Steve Jobs’ brief obsession with trucker hats. 6 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@RandyMontana
Randy Montana10 arms……10 legs……..50 fingers………..9 eyebrows….the Kentucky starting five. Go wildcats. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzRomney is now inevitable, like death or taxes, or in his case, just death. 9 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ElSmoocho
Gary ShapiroTo find another casting match as perfect as Ashton Kutcher is for Steve Jobs, you really have to go back to DiCaprio as J. Edgar. 7 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@mulaney
John MulaneyHawaii and Alaska were two great American impulse buys. 33 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@pareene
Alex PareeneEveryone’s who’s upset this “Mad Men” George Romney thing will not be happy when “The Killing” reveals that Ron Paul killed Rosie Larsen 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@ChaseMit
Chase MitchellI like watching Game of Thrones and Mad Men with my girlfriend because it makes me seem respectful of women by comparison. 16 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeMy touchpad clicks on stuff when I try to move my mouse #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via iTweet for Android · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@clarkekant
Clarke KantGood thing The Eagles didn’t stay at the Hotel South Dakota, otherwise that song would’ve sucked even worse. 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto