David Arquette Drunk Dials Howard Stern

    November 2, 2013

Howard Stern got an interesting phone call from David Arquette during his Sirius XM radio show on Wednesday, October 30. It seems as though Arquette is drunk calling again.

Arquette started the conversation by giving Stern a heads up saying, “I’m wasted”. “I threw a wrap party for this film I’m working on called ‘The Key,” he continued. “This isn’t the first time I called you drunk, I’ve called in a few times.”

He then went on to tell Stern just how much he liked him, comparing him to God. “You are incredible,” Arquette said. “You are God. We’re all gods in our own way. We’re all droplets of God…The whole game is to entertain God. God created us all.”

When asked about his ex-wife, Courtney Cox, surprisingly he didn’t have any negative comments.

“She’s the most brilliant, beautiful friend that I’ve ever met,” he said. “She’s with someone who loves and cares for her. That’s all I care about.”

He also rambled on about other random topics including Adolf Hitler, Grand Theft Auto, and the N word. He then made sure to apologize for his current state and if he had offended anyone. “I’m sorry, and I apologize to anyone I’m going to offend. And I’m wasted and I’ll get sober tomorrow,” he said.

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