Daughter Of Yahoo CEO Tells Guard To Google Her

    October 31, 2008
    WebProNews Staff

There are some statements that live infamy: I didn’t inhale; They misunderestimated me; Google me, you dumb f@#k. That last one is new, courtesy of Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel.

Actually the complete phrase was: “Do you even know who I am, f@#king idiot?. . .Google me, you dumb f@#k.”

In case the Las Vegas security guard for PURE nightclub didn’t know, he does now. Maybe he googled her and discovered she’s the daughter of the ex-CEO of Yahoo, Google’s biggest rival. Thing is, you know she’s said that at Thanksgiving just to annoy daddy.

Jaroslaw Jarczok, the security guard, filed a lawsuit against Semel, who’s been most famous for being one of the more recent humans to press herself against Tila Tequila in public, for allegedly “pummeling him in a drunken stupor.” This happened last August around 4 a.m., when she was arrested. On October 1st, the battery case was dismissed.

Jarczok, who at least sounds like a pretty big dude, is suing for unspecified damages, but according to the suit, Semel’s attack has made him “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

Look at this way, Jaroslaw, maybe she was just trying to toughen you up.