Create Your Own Random Filth with This Fifty Shades Text Generator [NSFW]

By: Josh Wolford - August 21, 2012

If you’ve spent any time perusing the pages of masturbatory fan fiction superhit Fifty Shades of Grey, you may have wondered how the author came up with some of erotic sequences. For your consideration, I suggest it may have been the work of a filthy text generator.

And if you want to get your fill of painfully strained euphemisms and erotically-charged purple prose, the Fifty Shades Generator is right up your alley.

Here’s the pitch:

The Fifty Shades Generator is a breakthrough in erotic fiction. At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary.

Traditionally, print and web designers had to make use of placeholder text known as Lorem Ipsum. It consists of meaningless Latin, though recently there have been great developments in the field such as Bacon Ipsum, Hipster Ipsum and Samuel L Ipsum. Now, creatives can excite clients in more ways than one with Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired filler text.

Don’t you want to see what random filth you can generate? Here, let’s take a look at one:

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And for your immense pleasure, here are some brave souls doing some dramatic readings of the random 50 shades text:

Check it out. You might want to wait until you get home, as some workplace environments my not be conducive to such literary passion.

[Fifty Shades Generator via Gizmodo]

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Josh WolfordJosh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf

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