All Hallow's Eve is quickly upon us, and the denizens of the web are quickly gearing up for their annual dress-up games, evoking memories of video games, movies, memes, and, well, sluts. I'll deal with the "slut" aspect later on in this post, but before that, there have been some awesome Halloween-related posts popping up all over the web, and thanks in large part to Reddit.com and Imgur.com, they've been assembled in a couple of places for you to enjoy.
First off, this post is going to address the some of the more unique costumes I've come across during this search. Sorry, but the scantily-clad costumes won't be appearing in this section, but they are coming up, or, at least a comment or two about them. This first stop is simply called "Fantasy Football," and it's a creative way to get your Halloween on:
This next one is apparently what happens when Angelina Jolie adopts you:
Next up is something that belongs in the "Father of the Year" category:
That's just incredible. Ever wonder what a bottle of hot sauce might look like as a Halloween costume? Wonder no more:
It should be noted I'm working hard to limit the costumes I'm including because there are just so many of them out there. You could literally spend all day looking at them. With that in mind, here are a few more:
Courtesy. There's this gem what was lovingly called "the worst zombie costume ever." Come for the bad costume and stay for the incredible comment underneath it:
Next up is an exercise in incredible use of special effects makeup for Halloween purposes. It's a tad disturbing, but it's still awesome as hell:
It's also important to remember your history, especially in regards to Halloween costumes. If you're a child of the 70s, you'll remember these gems quite well:
As for the slut aspect of Halloween dress-up, if you dress like this:
I'll enjoy it, but these other two pieces of web content were made just for you:
And the incredible Jenna Marbles, who's actually defending your choice to dress slutty. Keep in mind, the language is NSWF:
Now for some kick-ass pumpkins, all courtesy of Imgur:
And then there's this incredible creation, the Flamethrowing Jack-O'-Lantern:
There's video of it in action, too:
Here's the tutorial for those of you who are interested, but I doubt, however, the neighborhood parents would appreciate the creativity. Also, a word of warning to those of you who are thinking of making an awesome pumpkin:
Sounds about right.
In other news, if you're interested in making a Google Places Jack-O'-Lantern, there's a pattern for that. Oh, and for those of you who are thinking of scaring the crap out of your trick-or-treaters, keep this little public service announcement/rage comic in mind:
And with that, all of us at WebProNews wish you a safe and Happy Halloween.