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Coach K, Quidditch, and The Salvation Army Bucket

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Coach K, Quidditch, and The Salvation Army Bucket
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we learn what sport will take the place of professional basketball, find why charity can be a first world problem, and discover a fun fact about redheads.

Enjoy!

Really interested to read what the Stop Online Piracy Act is all about. Anyone have a link to torrent it? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Mike Krzyzewski considers trading a couple of his wins for a vowel. 15 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

The Justine Bieber paternity suit was withdrawn but we still don’t know whose baby is in his uterus. 40 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Fun Fact: Less than 3% of red haired people go through life without being bullied or killing a family member. 5 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

This feud between Ludacris, Drake and Big Sean is so silly.
Stop yelling guys, this isn’t the movie theater. 52 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

If your parents are divorced, it was totally your fault. So way to go, shithead. 42 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

If there isn’t a cologne called “The 1%” on fragrance shelves by Thanksgiving, my faith in capitalism will be shattered. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

My attitude towards my tattoos is the same as my parents’ toward their marriage. “Here we are, eating silently at Applebees yet again.” 41 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I put money in the Salvation Army bucket when the person wasn’t looking #firstworldproblems 23 minutes ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I would definitely read the Bible if it was a flipbook 17 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto

Coach K is the best college basketball coach ever. 2 hours ago via Plume  · powered by @socialditto

No Basketball Anymore. Time to shine, Quidditch! 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Coach K, Quidditch, and The Salvation Army Bucket
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